Put It In The Gap!

40SomethingMag: Did you ever play golf professionally?

Persia: I never played on the LPGA voyage. I played in some futures events, but I played a high level of amateur golf. I’ve won the Trans National, and I played in the Western. I by no means went to LPGA qualifying school, but I played in the U.S. Non-professional qualifier. I feel I’m good enough to be a expert. I am a five-handicap.

40Something: Have you ever thought about teaching golf?

Persia: Yep. I give topless golf tips! And I am making a exposed golf video. I am combining my 2 passions, golf and sex. I guess it’ll make a gazillion dollars and it is something nobody else can actually do. ‘cuz even if they wanted to, here’s the problem: If somebody on the tour, like Cristie Kerr, really wanted to do that, take her top off, it would destroy her career. It’s such a conservative game and it would just destroy anybody. It’s really unfair. For example, I am intend to fuck Seth on the set this day. He’s a Marine and this chab indeed craves to volunteer and go fly and now that he’s done porn, they will not allow him to be a Marine. It’s just so hypocritical!

This is the scene Persia was looking forward to. Yep, it is probably wrong that Seth can’t fulfill his career ambitions. But at least this dude is getting his pecker sucked by a great mastix!

Put It In The Hole!


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