Forget the pizza. This MILF is hungry for strapon.

Forget the pizza. This M.I.L.F. is hungry for meat-thermometer.

Pandora, a 56-year-old British HORNY HOUSEWIFE, dictates two larger than standard Hawaiian pizzas, no artichokes, but when the delivery woman chaser arrives, that babe resolves she’d rather have his rod than dinner.

She invites him in and spreads the pizza box, checking for artichokes.

“I’m sure there is something I could choke on,” this babe says. “Come with me.”

The thing is, that stud doesn’t speak her language and doesn’t understand a word she says…until this babe says, “I would truly like to fuck you.” “Fuck” is one of these words everybody understands.

So Pandora takes him to her bedroom, where she sucks his penis, hops on top of it, rides it rock hard and jacks him onto her beautiful face. The pizza’s getting cold, but that’s what microwaves are for.

And what are pizza delivery boys for? To shag sexy MOTHERS I’D LIKE TO FUCK. At least that’s the impression I’ve gotten from a lifetime of watching porn.

Fast poll: Who acquires more porn love tunnel?

A. Pizza delivery males
B. Cable men
C. Plumbers
D. Electricians

Anyway, about Pandora. That babe is from Luton, which is north of London. That babe is a Mamma and grandmother. This babe works in wedding planning. She’s divorced. That babe is a swinger. This babe likes bucks who wear suits. We detected her on Twitter. The best job she’s ever had?

“Shooting for you, certainly!”

Certainly!

The paramount job for fellows who wanna have sex with porn MILFS? My vote goes to pizza delivery boyz.

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